(Source: just-another-fucking-twat)
(Source: just-another-fucking-twat)
(Source: another-death)
(Source: bloodydifficult)
| guys: | uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying |
| guys: | ew fat chicks |
| Doctor: | Are you sexually active? |
| Me: | Ha |
| Me: | Hahahaha |
| Me: | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
| Me: | HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE. |
| Me: | OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR |
| Me: | JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD |
| Me: | Hahaha |
| Me: | Haaa.... |
| Me: | Whooooooo, that was a good one. |
| Me: | No, no I am not. |
(Source: macmiller-mostdopee)